me Divine Deviation

rock lem·on   
[rok lem-uhn]

–noun
1. the Acid fruit of a subtropical citrus tree, Citrus Queenfornicus.
2. a large mass of psychedelic stone that collects outdated technology
3. the colour of a grease stain on asphalt
4. a largely sentient lifeform that displays a propensity for seventies rock bands, dark chocolate, literature and slash
SOURCE   4 01.31.12

kittybrainzz:

The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes’ Tight Shirts. xD

it really brings something to the show

(via fuckyeahcumberbatch)

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"You can’t just make me different and then leave. You can’t. You can’t change me and make my whole life centered around you, then leave."

— John Green, Looking For Alaska (via baneful)

(via melstreet-)

Tagged: quoteus whattius, .
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Lemony Snicket - Horseradish: Bitter truths you can’t avoid

Lemony Snicket - Horseradish: Bitter truths you can’t avoid

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Tagged: Daniel Handler, .
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i-stole-a-timelord:

doubleadrivel:

“It depends on where I’m going.”

*Days I’m glad I use a wireless keyboard which can easily be thrown a safe distance from sporfled tea*

literally the best meme

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divinewaffles:

Daniel Handler, AKA Lemony Snicket, gives love advice on twitter. (Part 1)

 #darling i want your scrotum

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hungoverowls:

“If it isn’t my old nemesis, lawn. We meet again.”

hungoverowls:

“If it isn’t my old nemesis, lawn. We meet again.”

SOURCE   537 11.25.11

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SOURCE   288 10.28.11
bookwhisperer2937:

I love this picture… will always reblog

bookwhisperer2937:

I love this picture… will always reblog

SOURCE   556 10.28.11